It’s not just the BBC…

…that’s acting like someone’s bitch.

Take Fox News.

(Somebody, please, just fucking take it!)

Old Rupey Murdoch certainly has Fox jumping to attention – well, he is their Chairman…

There’s a video on there which WordPress won’t let me embed, but just in case you can’t be arsed to watch it, here’s what mediabistro.com wrote about the Murdoch interview:

All the media moguls are in Sun Valley, Idaho this week for the annual Allen & Co. conference. NBCU’s Jeff Zucker has already been on CNBC saying the marketplace has reached bottom.

Meanwhile, on FBN, News Corp. chairman and CEO Rupert Murdoch says the overall mood of the media summit has been “bearish” on the economy.

But it was anchor Stuart Varney’s first question to his media mogul boss that stopped the interview dead in its tracks:

Varney: The story that’s really buzzing all around the country and certainly here in New York, is that the News of the World, a News Corporation newspaper in Britain used —

Murdoch: I’m not talking about that issue at all today. I’m sorry.

Varney: No worries, Mr. Chairman. That’s fine with me.

Murdoch: I’m sorry.

Varney: OK. That’s all right, sir.

It’s a wonder he didn’t offer to lick Murdoch’s shoes clean…

Hat tip to Allegoricus for alerting me to this.

The £1.26 kitchen clock

So, it’s the first day of my obscenely long holiday and what do we do?

Why, we go to Ibiza Ikea…

We were after a kitchen clock as the old one had fallen off the wall of its own volition due to some sort of crazed act of chronological kamikaze.

Eventually, we decided on this:

It was harmless, would go in our all white and pine kitchen and, furhermore, was only £1.26.

I’ll repeat that…

£1.26

We were staggered.

Thinking about it, this Chinese made clock must have cost Ikea only a few pence after they’d bought several hundred thousand of them.

But it goes a bit deeper than that. There’s the clock case, quartz mechanism, the plastic case with battery clips for the mechanism, the hands and the paper face.

Each component had to be made at a separate factory and then the whole thing assembled after having passed through the hands of several Chinese workers.

Then there’s the transport involved – between factories, to the docks, across the sea and then from the UK port to the various Ikea shops here.

When it got to the shops it had to be itemised, stored in the warehouse, put on the shelves and then – after we’d bought it – paid for at the checkout.

To us – £1.26.

But what did each person get from that £1.26 at each stage of its journey from the raw materials to being hung on our kitchen wall?

What piddling amount did the guy who made the hands earn from his 10 hour shift helping to make clocks for Ikea?

So, I’ve learned two things today:

1) Ikea is incredibly cheap

2) The Chinese are going to pwn us all given time – if they don’t already.

Gentlemen – I think our economy is well and truly fucked…

Vocalists and guitarists

You often seem to get the vocalist and lead guitarist teaming up in a band to give a sort of two-pronged attack.

There’s Mick and Keef of the Stones…pretty archetypal and great in their day…

Stephen Tyler and Joe Perry of Aerosmith…now a little past it perhaps…

Axl Rose and Slash from Guns ‘n’ Roses…a good team, although Slash never struck me as much of a player…

My all-time favourite pairing, however, has to be Ian Hunter and Mick Ronson – may Ronno rest in peace.

I loved Mott the Hoople, ‘Unter on his own, Ronno with Bowie and solo, but together in Mott, Hunter Ronson or one of the many bands that Ian put together the pair just ignited.

Mick was a great player with a beautiful tone and every note sounded crafted to perfection. Classic Les Paul/Marshall combination and a totally unique tone that I’ve tried to copy but haven’t succeeded in doing so yet.

Here’s a great YouTube video of Ian’s first solo hit ‘Once Bitten Twice Shy’ with Ian playing Mick’s stripped back to the wood Les Paul Custom for some reason whilst Mick plays a sunburst Les Paul Standard.

And could anyone else capture that Stonesy shuffing strut quite as well as Ian ‘Unter?

Incidentally, Ian’s ‘Diary of a Rock ‘n’ Roll Star’ is possibly the best rock autobiography ever written. It’s a warts’n’ all account of Mott’s first US tour after ‘Dudes’ became a hit. It’s touching, funny and insightful and is highly recommended.

The BBC – Publicly-funded Socialist television

A hat tip to Mish Masher for producing this.

It’s what many of us suspected and what Harman and Dimbleby make very clear at about the 50 second mark…

Watch it and be afraid…be very afraid…

English Democrats, racism and censorship

A guest spot on the blog from a fellow EDP fan…

For all you need to know about the English Democrats Party, the views they hold, the way they conduct themselves, their attitude to their own members, their committment to freedom of expression, their total lack of racism or religious bigotry, follow this link: and please don’t fall for the “admin’s views are not necessarily those of the party” line – the admins are senior members of the party, and their comments are allowed to remain even when blatantly and insanely racist.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/40331215@N04/

It is a series of screen captures – unfortunately one has to do this when dealing with people who claim they believe in free speech but actually censor comments on their site.

For the technically foolish (like me), the screen captures are in numerical order, starting bottom right. Click on the first one, read the comment underneath it, and enlarge it by clicking “all sizes” at the top left under the picture title. Then go back to the photostream and move on to the next one.

Enjoy

340 million lightbulbs

I know it probably makes me worse than a puppy-eating smoker in the eyes of all right-thinking Guardian readers but I’m a climate change sceptic.

So, it gave me great pleasure to read this article in the Telegraph.

Last week in Italy, the various branches of our emerging world government, G8 and G20, agreed in principle that the world must by 2050 cut its CO2 emissions in half. Britain and the US are already committed to cutting their use of fossil fuels by more than 80 per cent. Short of an unimaginable technological revolution, this could only be achieved by closing down virtually all our economic activity: no electricity, no transport, no industry. All this is being egged on by a gigantic publicity machine, by the UN, by serried ranks of government-funded scientists, by cheerleaders such as Al Gore, last week comparing the fight against global warming to that against Hitler’s Nazis, and by politicians who have no idea what they are setting in train.

I’m convinced that in years to come, people like myself will be saying, “I told you so”, although I guess that I’ll be doing it verbally and not on Twitter as there’ll be no juice left for the phone to charge with…

Funnily enough, this article appeared at about the same time in the same paper exposing rampant government stupidity in the fight against global warming.

To paraphrase Lewis Black – my favourite living comedian – this profligate and stupid Labour government has a knack of taking a shitty idea and making it even shittier.

Low energy lightbulbs mailed to British families that cannot use them

Hundreds of millions of old-fashioned low energy lightbulbs have been mailed to British families that often cannot use them, official documents show.

The Department of Energy and Climate Change admits that it is “concerned” at the mailings – described yesterday by campaigners as a waste – and has agreed to ban them.

But it has decided not so do so for another six months to allow even more of the bulbs to be sent out – even though every home in the country has already, on average, received at least eight of them.

Experts believe that vast numbers of the compact fluorescent lamp (CFL) bulb are stored away, never to be used, and thrown out to end up in landfill, where they pose a potential pollution problem.

So, all together, about 340 million unwanted and totally unsolicited lightbulbs have been sent out to UK households.

Why?

Well, it’s all down to CERT – the Carbon Emissions Reduction Target – an official government scheme to lower CO2 emissions and other similar schemes.

It was envisaged that these schemes would be used to subsidise energy-saving methods measures such as loft and cavity wall insulation for households – especially “low-income, vulnerable or elderly”.

Instead, about a third of the companies involved in the scheme have bought hundreds of millions of these unwanted bulbs as a way of participating in the schemes utilising the minimum effort possible.

So, government funding has been used to provide UK households with 340 million unwanted bulbs.

However, now we know that CERT and other schemes have been an expensive failure we can expect the supply of bulbs to stop.

Well, actually…no…

The Department has undertaken to stop the mailings from the New Year but has refused to do so immediately because this would “unfairly penalise” companies who had not yet taken advantage of the scheme.

So that’s another shitload of unwanted lightbulbs – or dimbulbs as they ought to be called – wending their unwanted way to an unwitting British public.

We should end up with about a dozen by the time this fucking stupid scheme ends.

So, it’s viewed as a total failure but the lightbulbs are going to keep on coming anyway.

Great.

A total waste of money, more crap for the landfills and yet more climate change stupidity.

Dim doesn’t begin to describe the whole fucking exercise…

How to take the EDP seriously

It’s been a busy couple of weeks here.

Vast amounts of decorating have been going on but now this latest phase of getting the house presentable for eventual sale later this year is over, I’m now on holiday and the coast is relatively clear.

Apart from the decorating, I’ve also been spending quite a lot of time posting to and reading the Facebook group set up to oppose Doncaster’s new mayor, Peter Davies.

It’s been an interesting experience to say the least.

Inevitably, you get visitors from the English Democrats Party – as I’ve detailed elsewhere – and whilst some are prepared to participate in debate, others just come on and rant in a most unpleasant and counter-productive manner.

And these rants aren’t just coming from rank and file supporters, but from prospective European and UK parliamentary candidates.

Now, far be it from me to tell anyone how to run a political party, but what I can say – having observed how parties have presented themselves to the electorate over four decades of being eligible to vote – is that no-one ever got votes by calling voters idiots.

Such indiscretions can’t be undone, either.

We live in an age when information and data can be preserved for everyone to see at anytime, in spite of people’s best efforts to conceal it.

Once you say something like the following, you’re stuck with it:

Hello again pc loonies. Are you STILL caterwauling. Did none of you bother to answer my questions about what gives YOU the right to an opinion on somebody who is not even two weeks into his job?

You’re just not representative of normal people these days. Most NORMAL people think you would have been consigned to an asylum years ago.

And this person wants your vote?

Now, however, it seems that one or two people in the EDP are starting to ‘get it’.

What’s said now on this here interweb thing can come back to haunt you later on down the line – and will, as long as people have a yen to report news for those willing to read it whether it’s in the MSM or the blogosphere.

That’s why you rarely get such behaviour displayed by the vast majority of political parties.

They’re wise to it.

And it’s hardly political rocket science, is it?

Similarly a few people in the EDP seem to have twigged that if you allow racist comments to remain on your Facebook page then this will do a party which claims not to be racist no favours whatsoever.

A few even seem to be saying that abusing people who disagree with you is perhaps not the best approach and that reasoned argument might be more productive.

Another EDP ‘debating’ tactic is to brand everyone who disagrees with them a ‘loony lefty’.

Well, some critics might well be coming from the left but not all – and certainly not this blogger.

Such labeling is simplistic and just a plain lazy debating tactic.

It’s far easier to lump your opponents together into one homogenous group rather than deal with several different opposing viewpoints.

It’s also inefficient as you’re not going to address all your opponents – only the ones you have targeted.

My criticism of the EDP can be summed up very easily and it has nothing to do with any particular political stance on my part.

I disapprove of the way Peter Davies was voted in as Mayor after standing on a platform of promises he hadn’t checked were able to be kept and I dislike some of the ways in which the EDP present themselves badly and then go on to attack criticism of this public image that they themselves have manufactured in ways which have never been and never will be acceptable from a politician of any party.

I’ve never known anything like it emanating from any political party which took itself even remotely seriously.

I’d have the same criticisms no matter what the party was.

It’s not everyone, but I get the distinct impression that certain prominent figures in the EDP are far more concerned with getting support in quantity rather than quality and that some have very few scruples as to how they do it.

Does this mean that the party is fatally ‘holed beneath the waterline’?

Well, some think so.

In my opinion, the EDP may be salvageable as a credible political party if it starts to behave like one and treat the electorate and also its critics with respect and also ensures that all racist references are removed from public forums such as the EDP’s Facebook group.

How do you take this sort of public statement seriously?

You are all pathetic whingers with no foundation in reality and you are running around like headless chickens because YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED AND YOU KNOW IT. Oh but it won’t be like you think it is. You will all be choking on your words and feeling utterly stupid when you realise just what it is you are criticising.

It’s a question the EDP should be asking itself if it wants to gain credibility.

A new toy

My trusty Zoom 707 multi-effects unit gave up the ghost at the last gig I played – after nearly 10 years of sterling service. It’s knackered – it’s been kicked around stages all over the UK, had beer spilt all over it, been thrown into the back of vans and cars and been generally abused. Bought secondhand in 2000 it’s now gone to the great guitar graveyard in the sky…

So, I splurged on another multi-effects unit. I tried out a Behrenger X V-Amp which was terrible – a nasty lag between patch, a horrid plastic case that would have lasted all of about 3 months of abuse and it was very, very noisy so that went back to the excellent emporium that is Dolphin Music.

Then I tried this:

It’s the Digitech RP255 and it’s all the things the Behrenger wasn’t – it’s very quiet, it’s built like a fucking tank with a diecast metal case and it’s got instant patch switching.

It’s also loaded with some great presets which are surprisingly subtle, as well as being fully editable so I can create my own custom presets.

What makes this a joy to use is the included X-Edit software which means you can edit the unit from the PC via USB:

The RP255 also comes with a version of Cubase for recording the guitar straight into the PC when multitracking.

Excellent bit of kit!

Bashing the bishop

Blimey…you turn your back (that was completely unintentional) for a few days and there’s nothing but homophobia in the news.

We’ve got Labour shitting their pants because they know they’re going to get thrashed at the next General Election and accusing the Tories of being homophobic in some sort of desperate smear tactic.

All I can say to that is ‘Alan Duncan’.

Then there’s Ed ‘I’m a fucking idiot but I’m dead lucky with it because I’ve conned Gordon into thinking I’m indispensible’ Balls who is going to outlaw the term ‘gay’ in school when used as an insult.

All I can say to that is ‘how gay can you get?’

Then there’s the real jewel in the crown…

Meet the Bishop of Rochester, Dr Michael Nazir-Ali*:

This grinning twat wants homosexuals to:

repent and be changed

Repent?

WTF is this useless prick on about?

Being homosexual isn’t a matter of voluntary ’sinning’ like shoplifting, rape or genocide. It’s something that you can’t help knowing is part of you, just as I know that I’m heterosexual.

Using an unfortunate choice of words (my emphasis) he’s also stated:

“We want to hold on to the traditional teaching of the Church. We don’t want to be rolled over by culture and trends in the Church.”

What’s with this ‘we’ crap?

The whole Church of England?

The whole country?

Mankind?

Speak for yourself, you fucking moron.

He’s going in September.

Good.

Fuck off you reactionary cunt.

It’s 2009 – not 1909.

*Interesting middle name – drop the ‘r’ and it really couldn’t be more apt.

The delights of decorating…

…mean that I’ll be offline for a little longer but come Thursday this week – 2nd July – I should be back blogging as normal.

It’s been an interesting week and things have become clearer in many ways.

More to come…stay tuned…