Things that make you look like a dick #3

#3 a penis suit

What you think you look like: a penis

What you really look like: someone in a penis suit

Things that make you look like a dick #2

#2 Personalised number plates

What you think you look like: an individual making a statement.

What you really look like: someone who tries much too hard to get noticed.

Things that make you look like a dick #1

Yes, I’m going to offend a few people with all this, but here goes…

#1 Bluetooth headsets.

What you think you look like: a switched-on pioneer on the cutting edge of technology.

What you really look like: a refugee from Star Trek who’s just been raped in the ear canal by a monster with metallic semen.

Just…

…classic…