More Stephen Pound stretching…

Media whore Pound

I’ve just found this.

Yes, Stephen Pound MP again.

But once you’ve got a cunt hooked, best not to let him go, eh?

He was against the smoking ban:

I’ll admit that there was a bit of the Jeremy Clarkson in my protest as the anti-smokers were, in the main, a po-faced bunch who seemed bent on banning tobacco smoking as the first step on a prohibitive road.

Oops…almost a bit of Libertarianism creeping out there…

Having said that, the Freedom for Fagsmokers crews were well staffed by moon-howlers who seemed to want to do away with speed limits and any drugs control.

False alarm!

Smoking is so antisocial that it should be banned – and this time I will trust the better instincts of the people and vote for health over libertarianism.

Healthy but firmly under state control – that’s the ticket, Stephen.

I do hope he’s in a marginal seat…

A very marginal one.

Stephen Pound speaks – yet again

Makes you want to blow chunks, doesn’t it?

Stephen Pound MP – that well-known media whore shrinking violet – was on Radio 5 Live last night on the Nolan phone-in show.

He referred to:

The foul foetid reeking swamp of the blogosphere

I guess I might well be part of that due to articles like this.

I fucking hope so.

Strange, isn’t it, how the Left really doesn’t like blogs, blogging or bloggers?

Mind you, when you read something like this then you soon realise why.

It’s because they’re just no fucking good at it.

More Boris inanity

Boris ‘Bullingdon’ Johnson is at it again:

I urge people, particularly during Ramadan, to find out more about Islam, increase your understanding and learning, even fast for a day with your Muslim neighbour and break your fast at the local mosque*.

I urge Boris to find out more about real life, increase his understanding and learning, even drink 10 pints of Stella and get beaten up on the street at 3 o’clock in the morning and then have to queue up at his local Jobcentre Plus six hours later.

I wish he’d learn to shut the fuck up once in a while.

*(Of course, if Boris did this he’d ask if there was any bacon going…cunt.)

I have a new hero…

…well, heroine actually…

Carrie Gracie.

Here she is in action * and it’s why I now worship her:

And worth every penny of her annual salary of £92K for putting that cunt Lord Foulkes in his place.

What a woman.

*It’s the video at the top of the story, obviously – I tried to embed the code, but WordPress doesn’t seem to have caught up with how to do this yet…

I used to like Stephen Fry…

…but now I think he’s a cunt.

A cunt

After many years of enjoying him on TV, I first started getting irritated by him when I started on Twitter.

I followed him.

His tweets seemed self-obsessed, overly self-indulgent and not half as witty as he thought they were.

So, I unfollowed him.

Now he’s made a pronouncement on the MPs’ expenses row saying that:

It’s not that important, it really isn’t.

Easy for him to say when his income and lifestyle must easily be on a par with the most prosperous of the fiddling cunts who call themselves our representatives.

He also goes on to slag off journalists for no good reason and then dismisses the expenses row as a ‘made up frenzy’.

Now, this blog entry is not intended to deny Fry of any recognition of the hard work he’s invested in his career but to show how utterly out of touch with the rest of the electorate he must be.

So, sorry, Stephen, but the whole matter of MPs’ expenses and the manner in which the system has been abused is important and may represent a watershed in British politics which touches the lives of most of the people to whom you owe your fame and fortune.

In brief – fuck off, Fry, you smug cunt.

A non-partisan blogger’s plea

I fervently hope that if Labour are ousted in the next General Election and the Tories get in – or some sort of hung parliament with a Tory/Lib Dem alliance – then the new government (indeed all politicians) will continue to be scrutinised and criticised by certain sections of the blogosphere.

Guido and others have done a great job in exposing the lies, corruption and incompetence of Nu Labour but it would be a tragedy if the emergence of blogging as a legitimate channel of communication, comment and criticism and an alternative to the increasingly servile MSM simply served to help remove one authoritarian government to make way for yet another.

As I have gone to great pains on this blog to point out, I am neither a Tory or a Labour supporter and I am as yet undecided as to how I would vote in a General Election.  However, what I am sure of is that I don’t want any government that is as repressive, incompetent or devious as Labour have shown themselves to be.

Consequently, as I state clearly on this blog, anyone is fair game for whatever I can say about them.

To paraphrase Gertrude Stein:

A cunt is a cunt is a cunt

A cunt can wear a red rosette but, equally likely, a blue one or a yellow one when they get in front of that microphone on election night.

You only have to read blogs like ‘Letters from A Tory’ to be reminded that the ‘old school’ Tories aren’t anywhere near extinct.

Beware of people who tell you that Ian Tomlinson was ‘asking for it’…

(I’m not going to provide a link to LFAT. If you don’t mind being repulsed by some of the stuff you’ll read on there, then you can bloody well find it yourself.)

It would be naive to the point of idiocy to think that if Labour get thrown out of government then whoever replaces them will be this country’s salvation and  that the failings that have been this present government’s hallmark would no longer be of concern.

We need to be able to trust our politicians again, and if they think that persuing policies that the public at large disagrees with will be immediately seized on by people such as Guido then this will hopefully make them take stock and think again.

Red, blue, yellow, green – fucking heliotrope – let’s carry on naming and shaming until the bastards start to justify the trust we’ve placed in them with our votes.

Don’t let any of them off the hook.

If we do, then all we’ve done is allow the next government to finish what the last one started…

Ian Tomlinson – a Daily Mail reader speaks

To be fair to the police, the guy was meandering around aimlessly with no apparant purpose or reason for him being there, and appeared drunk. I would have thought he was a protester, and given that he made no attempt to get out of the way of the police approach (in fact he looks like he is purposely getting in their way) – I would have pushed him out of the way too.

– AA, Herts

AA, you’re a cunt.

Now, fuck off

Is there anybody left who doesn’t think that…

…Jacqui Smith is a cunt?

If you think Jacqui Smith is a cunt – and lots of us do – you may find this interesting…

By the way, in case I didn’t make myself clear:

Jacqui Smith is a cunt.

What a terrible week!

Ouch – me Chalfonts!

But not for me…s’been OK, ta.

I don’t think that Gordon Brown can say the same though:

  • ‘Terror swoops’ that have probably netted nothing but a few Pakistanis with dodgy visas.
  • Bob Quick’s resignation
  • Harriet Harman’s success in raising the profile of the BNP
  • The gradual emergence of evidence that points to fatal flaws in the way we investigate complaints against the Police
  • Smear campaigns being hatched inside the very walls of No 10
  • More ineffectual and hubris-riddled replies from the Two Homes Secretary to critics of her expense claims
  • Overpayments to the tune of hundreds of millions of GBP to the Irish government for healthcare
  • A revolt by the NUT over SATs
  • Painful haemorrhoids*

The above list is just a selection of some of the more problematic incidents which have all conspired to fuck up the week for Gordon.

Fuck knows who’s going to be leading us after the next General Election – I don’t trust more than a handful of the shonky shitweasels we have as politicians – but I don’t think it’s going to be Gordon…

*I made that one up.

Professor Chris Knight – cunt du jour

The anarchist professor…could anything be more cliched?

Just because you’re an academic doesn’t mean you’re intelligent.

Here’s suspended Professor Chris Knight on yesterday’s G20 protests in the City:

“I’m feeling good. I said the revolution would happen at noon and it did. I’m sorry that the RBS got smashed, but it is only property.”

I don’t know what he’s a professor of – and I don’t really give a fuck – but it can’t be of history.*

Revolution?

Fucking grow up.

In real revolutions, cunts like Knight have their hands examined for signs of manual labour and if they’re absent then it’s up against the wall with you, motherfucker.

This ‘revolution’ was just a bunch of about 4000 people who couldn’t even fucking agree what to protest about.

As for it being ‘only property’, it was actually property part-owned by the taxpayers.

Part-owned by me.

So, if I smash your windows you won’t mind?

After all, it’s only property.

Fucking oxygen thief.

  • Anthropogy actually – that’ll be a lot of fucking good in the post-revolution chaos he longs for, won’t it?