You’re our bitches now

Right!

Move over you greasy little Bullingdon Club oiks.

The new daddies are in town and we’re going to whip your pussy asses.

You’re our bitches now.

You thought you were cockwavers.

Pah!

We each have two cocks and we flail our opponents to the very brink of death with our proudly-engorged MEMBERS.

Allow me to introduce da new boyz in da hood:

The Oboatriou Mutual Masturbation Cuntry Club

It’s an elite membership:

RantinRab

ConstantlyFurious

TheSaltedSlug

TheTwoCockwavers – AKA Boatang & Demetriou

and, of course

Myself

Our blazer badges show two crossed cocks, with the motto proudly emblazoned below:

‘Everyone’s a cunt except us, and even we’re not too sure about each other’.

We meet every other Thursday in a place so secret that no-one in the club ever manages to attend.

But do we fucking care?

And we behave badly.

But we don’t give a cunting fuck.

Fear us.

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17 Responses

  1. My cock’s bigger than your cock!

  2. THWACK!

    Say what?

  3. Fuck you all, bitches.

  4. Ooh…this is just like a proper blog now.

    I’m just waiting for some cuntstump to post ‘FIRST’.

  5. is a cuntstump like a truncated hole?

  6. You are all cunts and I am a massive cock, and you all stand quivering before my engorged, throbbing tumescence.

  7. Oh, hi Steve.

  8. I like this new club.

    It’s like a far cooler and more eccentric version of the Country Club. We could enter into tournaments with them and play willy waving golf and shit.

    Last one to stick their cock into the 9th hole is a rotten egg!

    What!

  9. This is how it starts. Innocently at first, a small clique of grumpy bloggers gets together. Then it grows and grows out of control until you’ve become The Illuminati and are running the world behind the scenes. Oh yes. Dan Brown warned us about blokes like you lot….

  10. Dan Brown?

    That cunt?

    Hah!

    We fucking shit ‘im!

  11. Seriously though, Dan Brown actually IS in my cellar praying I don’t bring the hose.

    He’s my little puppy dog now.

  12. Shit, I’m late to the party.

    ….Twelve!!

  13. There is a special hell set aside for Dan Brown and other purveyors of the conspiracy-laden arse gravy that is their particular speciality.

    And if there isn’t yet, I’d be only too happy to contribute to the setting up of one.

  14. Well you’re in luck.
    Just pop ’round my place: tomorrow night is Dan’s ‘Toss the salad’ night.

  15. Eeww…

  16. That’s generally what Dan says.

    Well as far as I can make out between the pleading sobs, that is.

  17. It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the DOUBLE COCK THRASHING again.

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