Fuck the new Speaker – let’s have an Enforcer!

The Enforcer – vicious but fair (usually)

Not a very inspiring line up for the vacant post of Speaker, is it?

All I can see are names I’ve already seen in the Telegraph when they’ve been exposed over expenses fiddling.

And what exactly is it with Margaret ‘Three hanging baskets’ Beckett?

Has she got some sort of black on Brown – and before him, Blair?

How come she’s managed to hang on – usually in some grace and favour residence – whilst appearing to do fuck all to justify the vast amount we’re paying her?

She’s a snooty cow too, as she showed a few weeks ago on BBC Question Time when she got jeered at – she didn’t like it one bit.

Nah – I don’t like any of them – a crowd of useless troughing cunts, the lot of ’em.

So, seeing as none of the runners appeal, how about having an Enforcer?

He could be a bit like the Stig from Top Gear – anonymous but good at what he does – we could arm him with a taser (there’s bound to be one left behind at the Home Office by Jacqui Smith after she cleared her desk out) and then run a signal to him from consoles dotted all over the country where people can vote on the effectiveness and/or honesty of their MP.

If the public think that their MP is found wanting in any way then the Enforcer can zap them with the taser providing he receives a majority vote.

We could even pay him expenses – traveling, food and all the tasers he can get through.

Quick, effective and no hanging about for a fucking committee to decide whether the matter under debate needs another fucking committee to rule on it.


2 Responses

  1. But Steve, we already have enforcers with tasers! Have you not seen how effective they were at MILDLY STUNNING that criminal who was RESISTING arrest.

  2. Hmmm, I didn’t like Idi Amin as speaker so I’ll choose another one, maybe, Robert Mugabe, Manuel Noriega, Augusto Pinochet, Suddam Hussein, Pol Pot or Benito Mussolini, no lets have Joseph Stalin, or maybe Adolf Hitler.

    That’s what their stupid list says to me. It seems all politicians are mentally ill. A bit like asking Slobadan Milosevic who he’d like to be our next speaker. Don’t the British people ever get a say on anything?

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