Things that make you look like a dick #1

Yes, I’m going to offend a few people with all this, but here goes…

#1 Bluetooth headsets.

What you think you look like: a switched-on pioneer on the cutting edge of technology.

What you really look like: a refugee from Star Trek who’s just been raped in the ear canal by a monster with metallic semen.

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