Crap is the new shite

So, according to Michelle Pfeiffer, ‘50 is the new 30‘.

No, it fucking isn’t.

Neither is white the new black, new the new new or black the new white.

The sooner people stop spouting this tedious, hackneyed, cliched bollocks, the better.

PS – I’ve just remembered, I was in Borders yesterday and saw a poster saying,

‘Staying in is the new going out’.

Is it fuck.

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