A Fruit & Nut case

John Barrowman – aka Dr Who/Torchwood’s Cap’n Jack – has whipped out his man vegetables on radio and someone has complained!

This is what the BBC News site has to say:

Torchwood star John Barrowman has apologised for exposing his genitals during a live BBC Radio 1 broadcast.

“I was joining in the light-hearted and fun banter of the show and went too far,” he said. “I was wrong to do this and it will never happen again.”

The BBC has also apologised for the incident on Sunday’s Switch show, which prompted one listener to complain.

This lone offendee certainly didn’t see the Barrowman TOOL being whipped out – radio with pictures is called television – so perhaps they heard it.  WHOMP! CDs, scripts, cups of coffee went flying as the mighty MEMBER crashed down onto the console!

I mean, where’s the frigging HSE when you need them? He could have taken an eye out with that TROUSER BEHEMOTH!

It was like A BABY’S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE FFS!

“We do feel the programme overstepped the mark,” it said, adding an apology was made at the end of the broadcast.

A spokeswoman also stressed that nothing untoward was screened online via the station’s webcam.

‘Nothing untoward’…what a quaint way of putting it. I wonder, does talking as if you’re a character from a Jane Austen novel qualify you to be a BBC spokesperson?

Barrowman was chatting with hosts Nick Grimshaw and Annie Mac when he was asked about his predilection for exposing himself during interviews.

He responded by saying he was going to “get it out”, amid laughter.

Barrowman said later: “I didn’t take the whole thing out, but I got my fruit and nuts out.”

What ELSE has he got down there FFS?

And if it was a breakfast show, shouldn’t he be referring to his tackle as his sausage and eggs?????

In a statement issued on Monday, the I’d Do Anything judge said he appreciated “the great support” he had received from the BBC over the last few years.

It must be a MONSTER if he needs a SUPPORT!

He “would never intentionally do anything to undermine the integrity of the corporation,” he continued.

“I apologise for any offence I have caused.”

The show has now been taken off the BBC’s iPlayer service.

Damn! That means no other small-minded, perverted prole with an over-vivid imagination can have the pleasure of whipping themselves up into a self-righteous frenzy and then complaining to the BBC.

Have we gone totally mad?

I rather think we have…

(Later addition coming up)

Oh…it gets even better. The Daily Mail has stepped in.

Thank God for that bastion of right-thinking and moral rectitude, that mighty ORGAN of redtop BUKKAKE!

I was in a shop and the front page shouted:

Another day in the gutter for the BBC

This made me chuckle, so when I got home I looked at the online version and the headline on the paper’s web site SCREAMED:

After Sachs, the BBC promised to clean up its act. So why was Dr Who star John Barrowman encouraged to expose himself live on air?

To which anyone with any sense of proportion is forced to ask – who the fuck gives a toss?/aren’t there better things to write about?/what about the recession?/are we living in a police state or is that all a load of meeja BS?/is Barrowman circumcised?

Then the story goes on to talk about his HELMET!

The 41-year-old actor, who plays Captain Jack Harkness in Doctor Who and its spin-off Torchwood, was appearing on The Switch, presented by Nick Grimshaw and Annie Mac.

He was wearing a helmet after being pushed around the studio in a wheelbarrow.

The webcam still showing this apparently comes from a totally different show – so that’s a point docked right there off the DM’s score.

Then, the Daily Fail wheels out the really BIG GUN!

ANNE WIDDECOMBE!

She who looks like John Prescott in drag with piles and who lacks any sense of humour whatsoever!

Conservative MP Ann Widdecombe said: ‘Is the BBC ever going to learn from anything following the Ross and Brand incident? There is such an anything goes attitude about the place, that people no longer know where the lines of decency are actually drawn.”

A quick hunt about on the interweb for the public’s reaction threw these gems up:

Disgusting. He should be arrested for lewd behaviour. This would never be tolerated in any other place of work, why do celebrities and homosexuals think they are above the law?

– Kathleen, Westminster

I am not a prude by any means, but, how low can “entertainment” sink before somebody says ‘that’s it, you have gone to far, you are out of a job and will not be promoted again’. The BBC openly promotes celebrities books, new records, films, etc which are a flagrant way of free advertising. And a lot of these so called celebrities are the ones “pushing the boundaries”. Come on, let us make a stand now and return to family value entertainment.

– Brian Watkins, United Kingdom

I don’t think they’re joking, either…

Kathleen…Brian…you both really need to lighten up before you get an aneurysm or just simply explode with moral indignation…

I repeat: have we gone totally mad?

Could the last one out of the rubber room please eviscerate the chinchilla, please?

PS Q) What was IT like? A) Like a penis but smaller…

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One Response

  1. Bloody hell, the world’s going madder every day!

    Mind you, I have it on good authority that TV’s David Tennent saw his wife naked only HOURS before travelling to Cardiff to film an episode of popular sci-fi series DR WHO. The sick pervert… to think his mind may have been filled with nudie woman thoughts while he was preparing to act in a programme viewed by INNOCENT CHILDREN!

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