Hashtag abuse?

Never has it been so easy to complain or express your displeasure about anything as it is today.
Twitter, e-mail and web forms now mean that you don’t have to stir from your screen to pop a letter in the post box or even pick up the phone and talk to anyone.
At last, the public is [...]

A cancer that can be cured

I must be some sort of closet masochist, I guess, because I just can’t stop looking at the online Daily Mail, where I’ve just found this as the lead story.

Tragedy of sun-loving air hostess who died from cancer aged just 25

Now, I have no intention of trivialising either a fellow human being’s death or its [...]

The usual Daily Mail dogwank

OK…back to some Old Skool Daily Mail bashing.
So, if you have a swear filter, plug the fucker in NOW because some shit’s about to fly.
If you haven’t got a swear filter and don’t like bad language, please fuck all the way off.
If you haven’t got a swear filter and you’re a Daily Mail reader then [...]

Wheelie bad news

Hmm…a bit of free time, so a cruise through the news…
World news…Ooh, Iran…OK there…nice and quiet…and North Korea won the footy…well done, them! So much for the ‘axis of evil’ and regional instability in the Far and Middle East.
The Economy…ah…lots of green shoots, so everything OK by Christmas. Two jobs for everyone and maybe some [...]

A hot tip for the English Democrat Mayor of Doncaster

Peter Davies’ first day as the English Democrats Mayor of Doncaster – the video.
Amongst other mayoral duties, Davies cleared out his predecessor’s desk.

Look more closely and you’ll discover the Mayor’s papers of choice – that bigoted and tawdry piece of low rent toilet paper bastion of public morality and middle class decency, the Daily Mail, and that erudite [...]

Fucking chavs

There’s a lot of evil cunts out there – and for once I’m not talking about the shower of shite we have at Westminster snuffling at the taxpayer-funded trough we so kindly fill to overflowing for them.
I’m talking about cunts like Joseph Phillips.
His beating of a pensioner to see what it felt like to kill [...]

Ian Tomlinson – a Daily Mail reader speaks

To be fair to the police, the guy was meandering around aimlessly with no apparant purpose or reason for him being there, and appeared drunk. I would have thought he was a protester, and given that he made no attempt to get out of the way of the police approach (in fact he looks like [...]

A Victorian evening

My good lady wife Mrs Shark, Master Shark, our grandson young Master Edward and myself have just concluded a most convivial evening in the drawing room singing around the grand piano.
Ah, but didn’t Mrs Shark’s fingers dance like dainty butterflies over the ebony and ivory and there was ne’er a dry eye in the house [...]

Horse shit

Once again, the Mail manages to make a shitty situation worse with its cackhanded reporting of the ‘news’.
Of course, it really should come as no surprise that the ethnocentric suburban brain of the typical Mail reader is incapable of appreciating that not all the world’s inhabitants fret about house prices, ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ and gay [...]

More parliamentary greed

Just when you thought you’d heard it all regarding MPs’ expenses and accomodation shenanigans it has emerged that Geoff Hoon had three homes on the go for over 3 years whilst he was Secretary of Defence.
1) A grace and favour residence
2) His constituency residence
3) His London residence which he rented out as he was living [...]