Another Twitter-sourced story – this time courtesy of Jamie Lovell who has an excellent blog here – concerns holier-than-thou, overrated rock dinosaur and all-round cunt talented musician and passionate environmentalist Sting:
Sting said the singers who participate in the X Factor, created by Cowell in 2004, were “humiliated when they get sent off”.
He added: “How appalling for a young person to feel that rejection. It is a soap opera which has nothing to do with music.
“In fact, it has put music back decades. Television is very cynical.”
You know, Sting baby, I really don’t give a flying fuck what you think about anything anymore.
Not after some of the shit you’ve come out with since you stopped making music that isn’t downright fucking dangerous to have playing on the car stereo in case you nod off on the outside lane of the M1:
“I think cancer – I’m not an expert or a doctor – but I think cancer is the result of undigested dreams and forcing yourself to do something that is not distinctively you.”
I turned to Trudie. “There’s a little black spot on the sun today.”
She waited expectantly, not really indulging the mood but tolerant.
“That’s my soul up there,” I added gratuitously.
“I come from a family of losers, and I’ve rejected my family as something I don’t want to be like.”
“One of the rewards of success is freedom, the ability to do whatever you like.”
“I think I’m a focus for international attention.”
Then there’s Mrs Sting – Trudie Styler:
when the queen of ethical celebrities Trudie Styler, film-maker and wife of Sting, was asked about the elephantine carbon footprint for which she and her husband were responsible – seven houses, a band touring the world with a retinue of 750 people, a cook obliged to travel 100 miles to cook some pasta for the children, and so on – her reply was predictable. “I would like to think that we both work hard for the rights of indigenous people… but we do need to get around.”
Still, at least we’re not paying for this pair of cunts out of our taxes…
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“I think cancer – I’m not an expert or a doctor – but I think cancer is the result of undigested dreams and forcing yourself to do something that is not distinctively you.”
I honestly thought you were making that quote up, Steve until I googled it. He really said it – what a first class arse.
Just you wait, there’s still time for Gordo to read that quote and decide he needs a ‘Cancer Tzar’.
Him, Geldof and Bono…3 people I’d like to tie to the front of a tank and then take on a military exercise on Salisbury Plain…using live ammo.
he really said that ? what a twat. what if he gets cancer ? he’s blonde, he’s got that kind of thin looking skin which i associate with such or early wrinkles.
Cancer is dream diarrhoea? So cancer can be cured by imaginary Imodium then. Well, that’s sorted.
Oh fuck, another celeb I used to like that has now got a god complex.
Those that go on the X Factor do so willingly, no cunt forces them and the great unwashed public will decide whether they like their musical talent or otherwise.
I need some light so I’ll switch my 60 watt light bulb that was forced on me by righteous cunts like those two…fuckers!
Sorry for the rant but people like them make me so bloody angry.
I think room should be found for Mr Sumner on your list, Mr Shark. His success was really built on the talents of two very proficient session musicians whose ability to turn meaningless drivel into popular songs was quite uncanny until they ran out of tricks (they were very good tricks, I must say) and went off to write music for films etc. …once they had made enough money to tell the egocentric one to fuck off.
Mr Sumner’s main contribution was to sing in a funny high voice.