Iain Dale fail

I don’t normally discuss specific blogs – except when I want to point out something positive.
I usually stick to generalisations when I’m criticising them.
However, Iain Dale’s blog seems to be copping some flak recently regarding Mad Nad Dorries, Julie ‘fiddling for a roof’ Kirkbride and now Alan ‘expenses are great, innit’ Duncan.
Tomorrow I am going [...]

English Nationalist poetry

I was reading some of the posts in a far-right forum earlier – as you do – and came across a poem.
Yes, a poem.
Nothing inspiring, however.
In fact, more of a piece of doggerel and just the usual bellicose, pro-England, be proud you’re English twaddle that you’d expect.
However, one of the verses typified how mixed up [...]

MPs, TVs & GGs – random Sunday musings on greed and sloth

Even if MPs had kept to the guidelines as set out in the ”Green Book’ it still seems remarkably generous in what it allows to be claimed.
Take TVs, for example…
I know that Kaufman tried to claim for an £8865 TV – an eyewatering amount whoever was going to pay for it – and it was [...]

Could this be the grubbiest MP expenses claim yet?

Cook – he’s a tight cunt
From Day 24 of the Telegraph’s MPs’ expenses revelations:
The most extraordinary claim was made by Mr Cook, who tried to claim for £5 he donated during a Battle of Britain memorial service.
A handwritten note attached to the claim by way of a receipt stated: “Battle of Britain church service, Sunday 17.09.06. [...]

“Britain’s Got Troughers”

Hello?
Channel 4?
Could you put me through to the commissioning editor, please?
Ah, hello.
Who are you speaking to?
Er…
Just call me a man with a plan…
I have a great idea for a new reality TV show.
Yes, I know that Big Brother’s going to be back soon, but this can’t fail!
I know you’re busy, but please hear me out.
(Phew)
You [...]

Quote of the week – Hattie Harperson

Read the whole interview here.
Meanwhile, hold on to your stomach contents and read this:
Did she have any idea what was coming in the expenses revelations?
“Well, I … I knew I didn’t know. It’s Donald Rumsfeld’s known unknown. It was definitely a known unknown.”
Only a total fuckwit would try and get any mileage out Rumsfeld’s stupidity.

Is the problem with Libertarianism some of the Libertarians themselves?

As readers of this blog may have noticed, I’m gradually moving towards espousing Libertarianism.
Many of the fundamental principles of this ‘third’ way appear to be very much in line with what I’ve looked for in other parties before but never found.
However, I’m having a real problem with Libertarians.
Not the whole crew, but a significant number [...]

Zanu Labour’s mortgage rescue plan pisses £285 million up wall

Er…am I reading this right?
The Department for Communities and Local Government said that in April 139 households applied for help in avoiding repossession but that only one successfully received the support. However, this single acceptance doubles the tally of those accepted by the scheme, which had [...]

Abu Hamza opens new takeaway!

I’m glad to say that this guy – Abu Hamza, the radical Muslim cleric – is currently doing porridge at Her Majesty’s pleasure and I sincerely hope the one-eyed, hook-handed cunt really will be extradited to the US as soon as he’s finished ‘passing the soap’ with his new best friends…
I read today how his [...]

The best way to eject Nadine Dorries from her seat…

The big pack behind me in the photo is the ejector seat pack. It has so far saved the lives of around 120 pilots.
(from Mad Nad’s blog)

But it isn’t going to save your troughing reputation, Nadine…