Fucking Leila Deen again

Oh FFS…why are they giving Leila fucking Deen column inches at the Guardian?
I’m going to puke soon…’vegan cake’…’social activist’…’revolutionary change’…’popular power’…
I’m totally fucking sick of being preached at by middle class twats trying to champion the working classes and ‘reclaim the streets’ as if it’s some sort of charitable secondment between taking their masters and [...]

My MP’s a lemon and I want my money back!

I see from the handy spreadsheet that the Guardian has made available that my local MP – Dr Phyllis Starkey – trousered a hair under £155 000 in expenses last year, making her #190 out of 655.
Having had some dealings with her over a local council matter a few years ago, I have to say [...]

Pay restraint?

Gordon Brown has announced that senior civil servants, top NHS managers and judges will get a pay rise of 1.5% next year.
All in the name of ‘leadership in the exercise of pay restraint’.
This comes after an announcement that there will be a rise in the salary of MPs of 2.33% and following the many recent [...]

Consensual departure

Yet more CUNTSPEAK…
Former RBS chairman Sir Tom McKillop has been explaining the reasons for Sir Fred Goodwin’s ‘rather generous’ pension settlement.
There was a need to ensure a “consensual departure”.
Sir Tom: We want you to leave without spilling your guts, Fred, so here’s an obscene shitload of money.
Sir Fred: Ta very muchly.

Sir Tom: That’s that then. [...]

Ejaculations from a Bell end

Sir Stuart Bell (who is the psychotic motherfucker who keeps nominating these useless wankstains for knighthoods?) – has announced that he’s going to find out who’s behind the plan to offer details of MPs’ expenses claims to the press for the sum of £300 000.
All of the receipts of 650-odd MPs, redacted and un-redacted, are [...]

One more blueberry muffin before the revolution!

I’m trying to work out whether this blog – the latte-drinking feminist anti-capitaist one referred to in the last entry here – is serious or satirical.
If it’s serious then I don’t think that we have anything to fear from the far left at least as their concerns seem to be fractured and dispersed beyond all [...]

Man the barristas!

Many thanks to Obnoxio’s blog for bringing this to my attention.
It’s somehow comforting to know that latte is the drink of anti-capitalist feminists, although I reckon we’re in for some serious shit from them if they ever get on the double espressos…
On a slightly more serious note, it would seem that the original author [...]

More on Wankgate

The headline on the BBC News site reads:

Smith’s husband sorry over films

However, view the video here and whilst he says sorry for any embarrassment he’s caused his wife, nowhere does he say he’s sorry for his part in misusing public money.
What a…
…wanker.
Actually, the porn films aspect of this is immaterial even though it’s a blogger’s [...]

Fuck the elves again

The Second Life Elves have taken my first – and very polite – comment down.
They obviously lack confidence in their environmentalist arguments and can’t take honest facts or simple questions.
According to the latest entry there – reading between the lines – I’m now viewed as a troll.
It wasn’t trolling – just a genuine comment from [...]

4 things not to say to Richard Timney tomorrow morning

It’s been a good day to blog with so much to write about and there’s been no shortage of cunts to rant about along the way.
So, it’s goodnight from me and goodnight from Richard Timney.
I leave you with 4 things (yes – 4!) not to say to ‘Dick’ tomorrow morning.
1) Did you have a good [...]