Brutal petrolhead ‘Big Jezza’ Clarkson stabs Private Eye’s cuddly Ian Hislop with pen on TV

Ian Hislop was left bleeding from a puncture wound to his face after a confrontation with Jeremy Clarkson on Have I Got News For You.
Fuck me…the Mail gets worse – if that’s possible…
It was a small scratch with very little blood resulting from Jezza throwing a pen at Hislop.
As for a ‘confrontation’, it was the [...]

Frankie Boyle – the Mail hates him

I’ve probably laughed more at Frankie Boyle than any other comedian in 2008, although Russell Brand’s new series of Ponderland had its moments.
Anyway, here’s Frankie’s best ever moment in ‘Mock the Week’:
(pretending to be a waiter taking an order in a restaurant)
Yeah, there’s a vegetarian option…You can FUCK OFF.
Squeaking in a close second (probably because [...]

More GTCE bullshit

What a crock of shit.

So, teachers should be role models and the General Teaching Council for England (GTCE) is drafting a code to restrict their lives outside school.
What about a code of conduct for the people who should really be children’s role models?
Their fucking parents…

The Mail gets a bard on

Ah…the Immortal Bard…William Shakespeare…
I’m partial to a bit of Shakespeare – not all of it, but there’s little doubt that there are some great lines in there that are as relevant today as they were when first spoken.
Over the years people have experimented with the plays; sometimes successfully, sometimes not. We’ve had them in modern [...]